Modem Mystics
I seem to habitually have a great deal of difficulty sending and receiving e-mail. Sometimes the web browser will work just fine, but the e-mail program won’t. Sometimes my computer will log off only seconds after I’ve logged on. What’s going on?
———- from Oak O’Conner of Santa Monica, CA
If you were a better person, none of this would be happening. Truly good people never experience any kind of computer problems, much less e-mail log jams. They say that certain mystics can send e-mail without a computer. They just think a thought and it zips across the internet like nobody’s business. Researchers think their modems are highly developed parts of their medullas, using a microwave interface located just behind the nose. Every time they sneeze, the internet freezes up for a few seconds. Fortunately, these mystics are few and far between. Hope I’ve answered your question.
If you were a better person, none of this would be happening. Truly good people never experience any kind of computer problems, much less e-mail log jams. They say that certain mystics can send e-mail without a computer. They just think a thought and it zips across the internet like nobody’s business. Researchers think their modems are highly developed parts of their medullas, using a microwave interface located just behind the nose. Every time they sneeze, the internet freezes up for a few seconds. Fortunately, these mystics are few and far between. Hope I’ve answered your question. 