The Kingdom of Protists
What are the most important things I need to outline for the Kingdom of Protists?
———- from Cedric Glenken ofWuerzburg, Germany
Beware of the Protists. They are harsh taskmasters and often put to death a messenger who carries bad tidings. It’s a German thing, right? Sure, the trains run on time, but is that any compensation for having to worry about being beheaded by some ultra right-wing fraternal organization that’s grown up in the ruins of yet another social welfare state? Why don’t you all just do as the French do and have another strike? In this country, we don’t grow up thinking the state owes us anything, but where you come from, the Protists and the Leftists and the Christian Democrats all think they have these inalienable rights to six months vacation a year at a health spa. Oh, I could go on and on, but since I don’t know what we’re talking about any more than you do, I’ll shut up.
Beware of the Protists. They are harsh taskmasters and often put to death a messenger who carries bad tidings. It’s a German thing, right? Sure, the trains run on time, but is that any compensation for having to worry about being beheaded by some ultra right-wing fraternal organization that’s grown up in the ruins of yet another social welfare state? Why don’t you all just do as the French do and have another strike? In this country, we don’t grow up thinking the state owes us anything, but where you come from, the Protists and the Leftists and the Christian Democrats all think they have these inalienable rights to six months vacation a year at a health spa. Oh, I could go on and on, but since I don’t know what we’re talking about any more than you do, I’ll shut up. 