Dog Regularity
Why do dogs not have to eat fruit or vegetables yet can remain as regular as a clock?
———- from Heidi Juell of Palmer Lake, CO
All dogs eat fruits and vegetables, they just do it in a private. They also are great fans of tofu, as well as brown rice and seaweed. Their often admired regularity comes from the canine seruntan gland, which manufacturers doggie Ex-Lax, entering the bloodstream at precise intervals, usually when you’re at work. Thus, indoor dogs have to develop great patience, and the successfully housebroken dog distracts himself from his urgent need by cleaning up any traces of fruits, vegetables, tofu, brown rice, or seaweed it might have left lying about.
All dogs eat fruits and vegetables, they just do it in a private. They also are great fans of tofu, as well as brown rice and seaweed. Their often admired regularity comes from the canine seruntan gland, which manufacturers doggie Ex-Lax, entering the bloodstream at precise intervals, usually when you’re at work. Thus, indoor dogs have to develop great patience, and the successfully housebroken dog distracts himself from his urgent need by cleaning up any traces of fruits, vegetables, tofu, brown rice, or seaweed it might have left lying about. 