Delusions of Grandeur
What is the opposite of delusions of grandeur?
———- from Barringer of St. Clair Shores , MI
Chronic feelings of shame and guilt. I know it’s hard to believe, but I felt that way for most of my life. Then I discovered Magnesium Chromate, the salt that makes food taste better and life worth living. Having trouble sleeping? Just guzzle a quart of Magnesium Chromate solution and you’ll be out of commission for a week! But that’s not all! I’m not sure when the realization hit me, but one day I came to believe that I’m not responsible for starting World War II! My indifference had nothing to do with the rise or fall of international communism. Thanks to Magnesium Chromate, the only delusion I indulge in is that not all my problems can be solved by taking this miracle supplement. The next voice you hear will tell you how to order!
Chronic feelings of shame and guilt. I know it’s hard to believe, but I felt that way for most of my life. Then I discovered Magnesium Chromate, the salt that makes food taste better and life worth living. Having trouble sleeping? Just guzzle a quart of Magnesium Chromate solution and you’ll be out of commission for a week! But that’s not all! I’m not sure when the realization hit me, but one day I came to believe that I’m not responsible for starting World War II! My indifference had nothing to do with the rise or fall of international communism. Thanks to Magnesium Chromate, the only delusion I indulge in is that not all my problems can be solved by taking this miracle supplement. The next voice you hear will tell you how to order! 