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The Funniest Man in America
On 01/23/2013 in Question
I’ve read critics say that Garrison Keillor is the funniest man in America. Other critics say that it’s Dave Barry. Which is it?
———- from Pauline McCann of Drogheda, Ireland
Dave Barry and Garrison Keillor are actually the same person, an Irish mimic who’s real name is Paddy O’Shea. Since Paddy couldn’t get a visa to work in the states, he had to adopt these various persona, including the deep voiced Minnesotan and the elfish Floridian. Paddy’s working on other impressions, including Dr. Joyce Brothers and Carl Sagan. He’ll have to wait until these last two retire, but that won’t be a stretch for an Irishman, who can hold a grudge longer than Bolivia can maintain a government.
The Need for Libraries
On 01/21/2013 in Question
Lately, I’ve heard that some counties aren’t funding their libraries anymore. Do we even need libraries nowadays?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Why Do Babies Drool?
On 01/18/2013 in Question
Why do babies drool?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Juice Concentrate
On 01/16/2013 in Question
How do they make juice concentrate?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Spinning Earth Dizziness
On 01/14/2013 in Question
