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Protection Against UV Rays
On 11/17/2014 in Question
What can be done to block UV rays besides cloth and sun screen? Is there a gaseous substance that could be generated here on earth that would protect us from our depleted ozone layer?
———- from David Troness of Chandler, AZ
Freon is such a gaseous substance and, although displaced by animal flatulence and banned by misinformed enviro-nazis, it’s still the best hope we have against UV death. It has a pleasant lemony scent and when sprayed through a nozzle it dissolves soap scum, fights mildew, and deodorizes even the most offensive sneakers. No, we’re all going to be burnt to a crisp by UV radiation unless we get smart and let Freon back into our lives. All the PABA in creation is just going to add grease to the fire.
Freon is such a gaseous substance and, although displaced by animal flatulence and banned by misinformed enviro-nazis, it’s still the best hope we have against UV death. It has a pleasant lemony scent and when sprayed through a nozzle it dissolves soap scum, fights mildew, and deodorizes even the most offensive sneakers. No, we’re all going to be burnt to a crisp by UV radiation unless we get smart and let Freon back into our lives. All the PABA in creation is just going to add grease to the fire.Male Cockroaches
On 11/14/2014 in Question
Is it true that all cockroaches are male? If so, is that why I can’t kill them in my microwave oven?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Serving Sizes
On 11/12/2014 in Question
How come on a 12oz can of diet coke, the serving size is ‘one can’, which is 12oz, but on a 20 oz bottle of the same beverage, there are 2.5 servings per bottle, making the serving size 8 oz.?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Country Music Played Backwards
On 11/10/2014 in Question
Is it true that if I play country music backwards that my lost dog will find his way back home, the finance company will return my repossessed truck, and my wife will stop the divorce proceedings?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Legal Size Paper
On 11/07/2014 in Question
