{"id":411,"date":"2012-10-10T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-10T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/archives\/411"},"modified":"2012-10-10T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-10T21:00:00","slug":"survey-party-animals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/archives\/411","title":{"rendered":"Survey Party Animals"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/q2.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"q2\" src=\"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/q2.gif\" alt=\"QuestionImage\" width=\"25\" height=\"30\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>&nbsp;&nbsp;When I&#8217;m traveling, I keep seeing signs that say &#8220;Survey Party.&#8221;  Yet, when I drive past, I see no refreshments being served.  All I see are men standing around looking through telescopes and leaning on tall wooden sticks. <\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- from Bear Mann of Crescent City, CA<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: right;\">\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\" style=\"text-align: right;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"a2\" src=\"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/a2.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"25\" height=\"30\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;Part of growing up is realizing there are some parties you&#8217;re simply just not going to be invited to. These &#8220;Survey Parties&#8221; are for voyeurs.  Those &#8220;telescopes&#8221;  are actually &#8220;girly picture tubes.&#8221; The word &#8220;Survey&#8221;, incidentally, is a corruption of &#8220;Her Way&#8221;  &#8212; a reference to pre-historic matriarchial societies where women used to stand on the roads, staring down &#8220;Big Hunk Tubes&#8221; at pictures of scantily clad men.  Chances are you wouldn&#8217;t be invited to those parties either. <\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/q2.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"q2\" src=\"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/q2.gif\" alt=\"QuestionImage\" width=\"25\" height=\"30\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>When I&#8217;m traveling, I keep seeing signs that say &#8220;Survey Party.&#8221;  Yet, when I drive past, I see no refreshments being served.  All I see are men standing around looking through telescopes and leaning on tall wooden sticks. <span class=\"pgee-read-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/archives\/411\"><br><br>---\u00a0Here&#39;s the answer from Dr. Science<\/a><\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-question-questions-submitted-by-dr-science-readers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/drscience.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}