Welcome to the Ask Dr. Science Web Site, the home of America's foremost authoritarian on the world around us. Or at least the world around him. "There is a thin line between ignorance and arrogance," he says, "and only I have managed to erase that line."

Dr. Science is heard daily on radio stations throughout America and the world. We'll send you his Daily Question for free by e-mail, or read the Daily Question here. You can even pick up a few points on your IQ by shopping at the Doctor Science S-Mart. We're sponsored by the fine folks at NaturalHealers who would be more than happy for you to visit their website by clicking here:  to find alternative medicine and massage therapy schools.

How does Dr. Science know the secrets of the universe? He has a Masters Degree ... in Science!

And how does Dr. Science get rewarded for his time and effort sharing those secrets with his loyal followers? Well, he does find satisfaction in lifting that veil of ignorance so often draped over the beaming face of our society. And he does receive a tiny pittance when you click on those pesky advertisements framing this page.

However, more importantly, our esteemed Dr. Science relies on the generosity of strangers to make small donations of spare change and extra cash to his Official Science Research Fun(d). If you like Dr. Science's unique brand of whiz-dumb, consider making a small contribution to his continuing efforts. Who knows, the small balance in your credit card or PayPal account might enable the good Doctor to get that new Tesla Coil he's got his eye on. It's also easy and spiritually rewarding to make a donation - just click here.