From: whizdumb@drscience.com
Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2004 12:00 AM
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Subject: Moonbeams in a Jar
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Dear Dr. Science,
Would you like to swing on a star, and carry moonbeams home in a jar?
       from Daniel J. Cleary of Milwaukee, WI
 
 
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I tried that once, and ended up in the psych ward, ostensibly for observation. My research goals were legitimate, though I confess to using some unorthodox investigative techniques, including ingesting a four-foot pink mushroom with purple polka dots. I seemed to be swinging from that star for a millennia or two, and when I finally came to, in that sterile white room, my mayonnaise jar full of moonbeams merely contained warm yogurt. It took quite a few weeks of intensive therapy and some massive Vitamin B injections to get me back on track. I'm doing much better now. So thanks for asking.

 

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